Funny CS2 Commands: Make Your Opponents Laugh or Get Angry

Are you enjoying Counter-Strike 2 but haven’t tried using CS2 commands for fun tricks and messing around yet? Mate, it’s time to fix that! We all love competitive modes, but wreaking some havoc in a private match using funny CS2 commands can be just as fun.

Just remember, this cheat sheet is called CS2 funny commands for a reason. These are useful only for relieving some stress and entertaining your squad on a custom server. Using these console commands in official matchmaking is a no-go — they simply won’t work.

With that in mind, here are some funny CS2 server commands for you to show off to your friends and spice up your games!

Private Lobby Commands in CS2

Once you’ve created a private lobby or launched your own server, follow these simple steps to activate CS2 fun commands:

• Go to the “Game” tab in your CS2 settings.
• In the option “Enable Developer Console (~),” click “Yes” and save the changes.
• Join the custom server.
• Press the Tilde (~) key to open the developer console.
• Type sv_cheats 1 and hit Enter to activate cheats.

There are a lot of sv cheats in CS2, but we won’t cover all of them in this article. However, we can guarantee that the cheats from our list of CS2 fun commands will brighten up your day and give you some good laughs. Let’s go!

If you want something a bit more serious, here’s a complete guide on CS2 all console commands.

Commands to Annoy Friends in CS2

The troll commands in CS2 are quite varied, and can make your game go completely crazy.

#1 Spawn Chickens

Command: ent_create chicken

You can use this one to summon as many birds as you want on any map. There is no such thing as too many chickens, and this cheat will definitely make other players smile!

#2 Paint Your Chicken

Command: ent_fire chicken color 0 0 0

The zeros represent the RGB color values — red, green, and blue. Replace any one with 250, and your chickens will suddenly become extra colorful.

#3 Bombshell

Command: mp_give_player_c4

Want to make your terrorist opponents’ lives even more difficult? Define whether a map will spawn C4s or not.

Command: mp_plant_c4_anywhere 1

Enable planting in any part of the map! (oh no)

Command: mp_c4_cannot_be_defused 1 (0 to disable)

Or make your opponents simply unable to defuse a planted C4.

#4 Low Gravity

Command: sv_gravity 300 (800 value to disable)

Apply this command to decrease gravity and float around like you’re in a spaceship! You can also set your server’s gravity value to 200 (or any other number you want) and enjoy the results.

#5 Make Those Dolls Fly Around

Command: ragdoll_gravity_scale -10000 (0 value to disable)

Our favorite among the best funny CS2 commands — it changes corpse gravity to any value you want, making bodies float all around the map. The reactions from unsuspecting players are priceless!

#6 I Can Feel It Coming in the Air Tonight

Command: sv_airaccelerate 800 (12 to disable)

Boost the air acceleration for a better surfing experience. It’s one of those CS2 troll commands you can use on your friends to great effect, as they will certainly become extremely confused when trying to jump.

On a related note, why not learn how to moan in CS2? It works even without sv_cheats 1.

#7 Bounce Back

Command: sv_bounce 20 (0 to disable)

This cheat makes your mates bounce off walls and objects.

#8 Smooth Surfing

Command: sv_accelerate 10 (5.6 to disable)

Increase acceleration to surf like never before.

#9 Slo-Mo Is Never a Bad Choice

Command: host_timescale 0.5 (1 value is default)

Slow down time! You can choose any number you want: a lower one to slow down your game or a higher one to speed it up.

#10 Lights, Camera, Action!

Commands:

cl_pitchdown 360 (89 is the default value)

cl_pitchup 360 (89 is the default value)

You can use these to control your camera’s movement in unexpected ways. Check what’s under you, above, and, of course, between your character’s legs.

#11 Transgression? Yes, Please

Command: ent_teleport <entity name>

Teleport your buddies to anywhere you point your cursor!

#12 It’s All About That Bot, No Trouble

A three-step command:

• bot_stop 1 (0 is default)
• bot_add;bot_place
• bot_mimic 1 (0 is default)

These CS2 bot commands summon bots that mimic your every move. Use these three commands, and you’re all set to start a hysterical flash mob!

#13 Life Is a Painting, and You Are the Artist

Command: ent_fire !self color 0 0 0

A well-deserved thirteenth place in our selection of funny CS2 commands goes to the cheat that allows you to change your appearance. As with chickens, the zeros stand for red, green, and blue (R-G-B). Replace any of the zeroes with 255 (the maximum value) to paint your character. It’s time to look all fresh!

CS2 Console Jokes

In this section of our guide, we’ll cover the CS2 console jokes that fundamentally change the rules of the game without immediately giving out that you’re using cheats. Perfect for pranks!

#14 God of War, Is That You?

Commands:

buddha 1 (0 value to disable)

buddha_reset_hp 100

Among all the fun CS2 commands, this one is probably the most useful. Remember the God Mode in CS:GO? This is basically the same. Typing in the first cheat makes you immortal, since your HP can no longer drop below 1. The second one allows you to restore your HP to any value stated in the command.

#15 Stop the Clock

Command: mp_freezetime 0 (the default value is 15)

This parameter defines how many seconds players will spend in a freeze mode, allowing you to literally freeze your friends in place for an entire match.

#16 It’s the Final Countdown!

Command: mp_c4timer 1

Set the bomb timer for as many minutes as you want to ensure the Ts secure the win.

Command: mp_anyone_can_pickup_c4 1 (0 is the default value)

Allows all players in both teams to pick up C4s. This can get out of hand really fast.

#17 Go Up in Flames

Commands:

explode

kill

Stuck or falling through level geometry? Type in either of these commands to immediately die and respawn.

#18 Don’t Let the Walls Stop You

Commands: noclip (type again to disable)

Ever wanted to know how to fly in CS2? Well, now you know. Become immaterial and fly away from your utterly confused rivals! This is one of the CS2 funny console commands you can use for more than just pranks, as it is a convenient way to explore the game’s many maps.

#19 Out-of-Body Experience

Commands: thirdperson (firstperson to disable)

Switch to a third-person camera view to see the game from a new angle.

Laugh Out Loud

Well, here it is! This isn’t a full list of funny commands in CS2, but these are the best ones you can apply without much hassle. Invite your unsuspecting pals and practice your skills in the atmosphere of total fun.

Don’t know where to start? Here’s a list of the top 10 funny cheats to use on your private server:

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